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Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? Those romantic saps. You're not fat. But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. Is a drug dealer! Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. favorite Santana quote. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. You're a genius, Brittany. I have been heartbroken over this. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. But their voices fill it right up. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. Every day just feels like a war. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Santana: Hottest guys in school. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. Cosas malas! The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. Wrong-Flower You? Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. But what makes it iconic for me are the story choices that Naya Rivera makes. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? This is only temporary. Santana: Yup, sure did. Quinn: Flawless. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Wait, somethings definitely wrong. Santana: What did you just say to her? I just can't. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. No Trouty Mouth? I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. And were lesbians. Santana to Mr . Rory: Whoa. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Of Santana. I cant remember the last time I felt so surprised, validated, and delighted by a coming out (Waverly Earp got close!). Like a sad little panda. That's what I thought, right? We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! The way she spoke to her patronising teacher who was treating her like she was a dumb kid who didnt know any better was beautiful. Oh please. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. I haven't danced that hard since nationals two years ago. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. Is that how peoples lips look where you come from in the South? The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Maybe I need Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. We know. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Cant I just have one night where Im queen? Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) It's okay. Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! I might be related to Penelope. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. This is embarrassing. I mean, that special place where she lives? If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. I was that kid at school for better or worse. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. You got a BOOB JOB. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- Santana: It was more fun doing it together. My chest was squeezed so tight I could barely breathe and I felt like I was watching it from outside my body. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. By that point I had felt that way for years. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Oh Well that sounds a little molesty. Will: [stands up] Santana. Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. I mean I am, just not now. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange It's exhausting to look at you. Those scenes are not in this transcript. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. Id never heard anyone describe how hard it is quite like this, how violent it feels to yourself, once you know who you are but youre terrified of saying in the world: Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. 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